A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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