- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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