A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Tough crowd tonight...

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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