- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

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