- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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