- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Robin, get in the car, please.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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