I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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poopoo

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Whats funny? Your face.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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