In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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this website even though its hilarious.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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you gay?

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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