Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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here's a joke... the american education society

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I walk into a bar...

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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