- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Penis

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Ron Paul for President!

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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