- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

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Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After a while, the bartender comes over to him and asks if he would like another beer. He says no and leaves.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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