How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Jeff

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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