- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

A black person dies.

I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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