Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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Want to hear the story about how I got put in prison? So I have an odd bunch of friends: one of them is Polish and he works at a call centre, the other is a slave trader and his name is Richard. We tend to meet outside our Polish friend's house to speak or to do "business" when need be (I run errands for Richard) and the other day that's where I got asked to kidnap an American. "That's strange" I thought, but nevertheless I went out and took the American from his house and carried him over in a sack over to our meeting place. I handed him over and sneaked off as soon as I could, thinking I was home free. But I wasn't. The police turned up all angry like. There were witnesses. Turns out a bunch of kids saw me giving Dick a Yank next to the telephone Pole.

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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