how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

you give like i give lomain

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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