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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

woman's rights

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

sucks Syntax...

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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