- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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