Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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How high is the sky? True or False

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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don't just stand there

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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