- Anti Joke

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick