- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Justin Bieber.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Manchester City

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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