Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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