- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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