- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Beka has AIDS

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

your face

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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