- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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