- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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