stephen hawking walks into a bar...

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Corn Muffins

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

I'm winning at Scrabble.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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