Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

whats worse than gill? nothing

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Justin Bieber.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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