- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Black people are the scum of the earth

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Jeff

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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