Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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