- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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