- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

A drunk guy walks into a car

A chicken walked into the bar...

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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