- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

whats brown and sticky a stick

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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