- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

you give like i give lomain

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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