Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Soccer...

Boxing on Boxing Day

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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