Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Black people in Camden NJ.

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