Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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I like your hair

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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69.... is a number

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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I like turtoes.

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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