What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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