What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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