Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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