What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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your mom

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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