17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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Popsicles

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Penis.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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