Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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French people.

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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