What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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