What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Whats a cat? A cat!

thumb_up thumb_down +18

A horse walked into a barn...

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

thumb_up thumb_down -16

How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down -64

Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

thumb_up thumb_down -66

Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

thumb_up thumb_down -132

Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

thumb_up thumb_down +69

If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

thumb_up thumb_down +59

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops