Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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Women's Rights...

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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My nipple is bleeding

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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I like turtoes.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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