Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

Where does a hobo live? A box.

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

Netball.

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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