What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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