what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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ASSCHEEKS

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Poop.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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