How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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women's rights

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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