Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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