A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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