- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

you give like i give lomain

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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