If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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