Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

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What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

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Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk die and find themselves standing before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Actually, that's just speculation. No one really knows what happens when you die. Most likely your consciousness simply stops, and you cease to exist, an eternity of oblivion. But most people can't face this possibility so we have made up comforting stories to attempt to ease our collective fear of death.

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A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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hey guys im gay

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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