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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

I'm so punny.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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