- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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