Daniel is a fag

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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Anti Joke

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