Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

your face

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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