- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Manchester City

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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