- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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