- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

your face

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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