- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Racial equality.

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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