- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

whats worse than gill? nothing

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??